Higgystar

Here you go anon.

Hopefully that will satisfy you :3

Also just so you know if you want to read anymore headcanons you can always search through my tag labelled as ‘headcanons’ or if you want the Hogwarts AU you can go for HogwartsAU.

None of them really. I’m would have a real issue with dating someone with a criminal record and though I adore some of their characters, they are just characters, not real people. When you place their crimes into the real world, they aren’t people I’d like to get to know better. 

If we go on them as people rather than their crimes committed then I suppose I could narrow it down. I’m straight and though I can admire the beauty of a woman, I am not attracted to them for a relationship, so that’s the girls out. Joker, well I hate him so no way. 

Jervis is really just not my type at all, so not him, I really just couldn’t deal with someone so clingy. Jonathan…I like a man with a bit of meat on him, someone that doesn’t look like I could snap him like a twig. Eddie is too smart for his own good, too up his own arse and man I just couldn’t cope with mr needy. 

Honestly, none of them are my type at all. 

Joker: He doesn’t mind if Harley wants to play with his hair sometimes, he enjoys having her fingers run through it and she has all the best products to make it stick into an awesome green mohawk. 

Harley: She likes having her hair played with, especially when it’s by one of the girls on their nights together. Pamela can do these plaits that are just perfect and make her look so cute. She also plays with her own hair quite a lot, and sometimes chews on it when she’s nervous. 

Two-Face: He used to enjoy it when he was Harvey Dent, when Gilda would let him lay his head in her lap and she’d use those fake nails of hers to comb through his hair, stroke it back past his temples and make him feel so relaxed. Now it reminds him of her too much so he doesn’t allow it. 

Penguin: There’s not much hair left on his head, but what there is he does like having it stroked through. Especially behind his ears. Honestly give him a whole head massage and focus behind his ears and he’ll be putty in your hands. The bar girls found out and use it when they would like something especially. 

Poison Ivy: She prefers to deal with her own hair, it’s kind of a no touchy zone for her. It makes her tense if someone winds their fingers in it whilst they’re fucking, it shows they have control and that’s a big no no for her. 

Riddler: He loves it. Having someone run their fingers through his hair is a big sign of trust for him since his brain is his biggest asset so it takes a lot of trust for him to let it happen. But yeah he loves it, it’s calming after a long day; Echo and Query love pinning him down when he’s stressed and stroking his hair to get him relaxed

Scarecrow: No touchy. 

Mad Hatter: It doesn’t really bother him either way. He’s used to the odd hair ruffle since his hair is pretty long for a man, but it doesn’t affect him in any way. 

Catwoman: She isn’t too keen on it. She doesn’t mind having her head cradled, but she prefers to not have her hair stroked. It’s too intimate for her, too gentle and she really doesn’t feel comfortable with that unless it’s one of her very close friends.