Anonymous asked: For some reason, in my head, Eddie has a severe fear of needles. I don't know why. And I just felt like sharing that.
thesquishypenguin asked: How'd you get to the level you're at in fic writing? Did you just kind of have a knack for it when you started and people were more or less captivated from the start? ..Or has it taken you a long time to get so creative and perfect? Personally my level of creativity seems minute compared to most peoples..
tiddleywink asked: Okay, here's something to help pass the time at work! What's your personal favorite headcanon of Eddie and Jon's relationship? :3
Anonymous asked: Edward bit his lip as Professor Crane paced in front of the board, explaining the logic of fear, unraveling it like it was a rug and not one of the oldest human emotions. He was so sexy, his voice as he stroked each word quickly before replacing it with the next, his body slender and legs that went on for miles. He was the only one who graded his papers as less than perfect, who paid enough...
aerialsquid asked: I love your fics where Riddler's a massive atttention whore--it fits him so well, it's practically his kink.
theload asked: What kind of stuff?
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go...
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We made it! AHHHHH!!! AFTER 6 BILLION YEARS OF...
Batman groans as he finally pulls up at Arkham and can get out of the car to stretch his legs. Robin is fast asleep in the passenger seat, Superman comic book spread on his chest as he dreams to himself. Batman leaves him there and reaches into the backseat, helping Nigma out of the car since he doesn’t have the use of his hands. The other man is still scowling at him, angry for being told off...
thesquishypenguin: higgystar: thesquishypenguin: My brother wants me to stop talking to higgy, because she’s distracting me from playing guitar hero. no i want to make a friend go away *clutch* baby you don’t need no guitar hero when you got the Higgster! Tell me about it c: Don’t need no games when I have you and your delicious fics @U@
thesquishypenguin: My brother wants me to stop talking to higgy, because she’s distracting me from playing guitar hero. no i want to make a friend go away *clutch* baby you don’t need no guitar hero when you got the Higgster!
oneraytheless asked: OMFG. IF YJRIDDLER IS PLAYABLE I WILL NO LONGER HAVE A LIFE. Thank you for pointing that out, the thought didn't even cross my mind. NIOGVBERIOWBNERAONVS.
thesquishypenguin: higgystar replied to your post: Read More [[MORE]] Yeah i know what you mean! I remember when I had EMA I saved all mine up for the 2 years I got it and spent all of it on my dress for our leavers ball. God i wish i’d gotten a cheaper one because it was nearly £300 and i only wore it once! but hey you live and learn. Yeah we’d been living together for about a...
*collapses onto bed* night all.
theload asked: Can I have a mini fic of Eddie having an OCD breakdown, and Jonathan helping him?
tikikiroom: Ahahaha TRAFFIC FUCK OFF I JUST WANNA GET TO MY AUNTS HOUSE AND SLEEP!! His fingers clench on the steering wheel and Batman can feel his entire body tense as the annoying voice sounds in his ear again. It’s been forty five minutes since they’re moved at all and his patience is very close to snapping. “Batman I’m bored, make the traffic move, why don’t you have a secret button that...
tikikiroom: Higgy are you just going to keep making parts if your story to go with my road trip? Batman isn’t entirely sure what he’s done to deserve this fate but he’s hoping that karma will catch up to him and give him something nice when he gets home. He tightens his grip on the handcuffs as Edward retches again, leaning forward to avoid his feet as he throws up again. He’s left Robin to...
Eddie/Jon - bondage and puppy play? a little?
[[MORE]]Edward licks at Jonathan’s throat as he’s instructed, whining and moaning as the leash is tugged on hard and the collar around his throat pulls him lower. He grunts but carries on, moving his mouth down to lick and bite at his master’s chest instead. Jonathan groans beneath him, bucking up a little as Edward straddles his lap on the bed and moves his lips to suck on his nipple. His fingers...
tikikiroom: OHMIGOD WE’RE MAKING A STOP!! WE MADE IT HALFWAY!! ASDFGHJKL /CRYING// FOOOD “Oh thank god you have no idea how much I have to go.” Edward manages to leap from the car and into the bathroom of the gas station even though he still has his hands cuffed behind his back. Sighing to himself Batman follows him in as he instructs Robin to fill up the car and put it on the bat credit...
biacomcafe asked: Also you own me some fluff because I said so. You know the pairing that I'm currently obsessed with... Ok, just do it if you want to I'll be quiet now. You're wonderful.
theload asked: Can you write a mini fic of Lazarus(my laptop) getting the crap kicked out of him? He's being an asshole and refusing to load all of my dash!
tikikiroom: I’m still in the car… We’re not even half way… Eddie whines and kicks the back of the seat even as his hands are cuffed behind his back. “Bethmehhhhhhhn I’m bored! Can’t this thing go any faster?” He’s been quiet and polite for the past hour and now it’s just boring being back here. He’s not allowed to sit in the front of the Batmobile...
dollfacednightmare asked: congrats, i'm crying. god i've never wanted to hug eddie this bad in my entire life.
WARNING: This is a dark fic, possibly the darkest thing I’ve ever written. This fic contains horrible things. This is not a happy fic I warn you now. It contains an abusive, non-consensual relationship. It contains things such as humiliation, physical abuse, mental abuse, force-feeding, someone having their life totally ruled by another person. There is nothing good, nice or fluffy within this...
Remember this whole countdown thing I’ve had going on for this massive fic I’ve been writing? Well I finished it early and I can’t wait any longer. So prepare yourselves everyone.
freeze right now and take a picture with your...
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Anonymous asked: As far as I read Swag!Riddler is into bondage and submission, Detective!Riddler is into crossdressing and roleplaying, Enygma is a horny bastard, YJ is a shy little puppy and Arkham!Riddler is just the baus. This must be like a pot of gold for you :D
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steampunkproctologist started following you!
Well hello there! You’re always welcome to come and get to know me better :D
ocelly asked: someone slowly giving into a Dom/Sub relationship without noticing until they're a bit deep?
ocelly asked: one partner eating off the other's body?
ocelly asked: gore?
ocelly asked: french maid uniforms?
ocelly asked: weird twisted sex positions?
precarioussauce asked: Bandages, turn on or off?
sentinelalanscott asked: Master/servant? Binding? Crossdressing? ~Tentacles~??
asktheprinceofpuzzles: Well I expected you, Dr Crane, considering how much your fans bother me. So following you is the least I can do to make sure that they don’t give you any ideas. And no, thank you. I am not thirsty, nor do I have a death wish. i love when the boys start playing together :D
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
detectivenigma: scarlettspeedster: miss-lady-bat: tonys-boypussy: yes okay